The Basset Rules!
1 - The Basset is not allowed in the house. 2 - Okay, the Basset is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3 - The Basset is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4 - The Basset can get on the old furniture, but has to stay off the new couch. 5 - Fine, the Basset is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed. 6 - Okay, the Basset is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 7 - The Basset can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. 8 - The Basset can sleep under the covers by invitation. 9 - The Basset can sleep under the covers every night. 10 - Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Basset. (Author unknown)